teenslib:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

silvermizuki:

We’re all goin here right

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it’s fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren’t competitive.

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weaselle:

clintwaffle:

bogleech:

escuerzoresucitado:

Common tree shrew

GET HIS ASS

This animal looks fucking FAKE

the tree shrew is extremely similar in format to the 65 million year old mammals that survived the dinosaurs and their mass extinction to eventually became you and me.  

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often referred to as a “living fossil” the little direct physical evidence we have indicates that they have undergone almost no evolutionary changes in at least the last 34 million years. One of gods perfect idiots, no need for revision

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astraltrickster:

Dear tumblr newbies of #196:

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dovesndecay:

Video Source | Yurok Tribe | Save California Salmon | Redwoods Rising

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crent-trimm:

bebx:

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IM F***ING DEAD?????

But Tim Curry isn’t.

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skrytch:

pseudonymjones:

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It’s been months and I’m still fighting this fight

OP let it be known I tried to blaze this and it got rejected…

I guess we’ll have to do this the old fashioned way.

Denizens of Tumblr!

You know what must be done.

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soniabragas:

Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway and Raúl Esparza in Twelfth Night by Brigitte Lacombe, 2009.

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demilypyro:

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Time used to be this was the hellsite…

We ARE still the ONE TRUE HELLSITE (affectionate)

Bird app is hellsite (derogatory)

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thepighead:

myterribletwenties:

thebestofmen:

forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

And happy 6th birthday to Marceline!

Also, I understood why it happened, this GIF is goddamn hilarious.

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bananatwinky:

dumping colored comics from book

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the-sciencey-twenty-something:

postpostirony:

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nerdygaymormon:

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ainawgsd:
“loloftheday:
““We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats.””
As a born and raised Navy Brat, can confirm.
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ainawgsd:

loloftheday:

“We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats.”

As a born and raised Navy Brat, can confirm.

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rnonymous:

voyagerprobe:

kristina100000:

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they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

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can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here

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great work in the tags everyone

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sourdieseldyke:

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guerrillatech:

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Casual reminder that The Washington Post is owned by Nash Holdings, which is controlled by good ol’ Jeffery Bezos.

Was going to keep this in the tags BUT I think it’s important people understand that sturgeon caviar is only a luxury in the first place because of colonization. Anishanabae and other Great Lakes area tribes (and I’m sure more I’m just speaking where I am from) have been fishing Sturgeon for literally thousands of years. Besides consuming the fish eggs and meat we also made glue from its bladder, bags from its skin and used the oil from the fish as well. Sturgeon is important to many of our tribes traditionally and spiritually. So much so we even have Clans in honor of the Sturgeon. Than European settler-colonizers showed up and like they decimated Buffalo populations to starve Natives they did similarly with Sturgeon. When they pushed our people onto reservations they also created laws and legislation to keep us from fishing and hunting in our own ancestral lands. Than they built fisheries and Damns, destroying habitats and overfishing sturgeon to near extinction.

a lot of people in the notes are saying “this is the opposite of what happened with Lobster” so I wanted to point out that no it is actually exactly what happened to lobster.

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